@hurlarious: Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
@hurlarious: I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
@hurlarious: Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?
@hurlarious: I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date so when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous