Funny Tweeter

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Page of iGreenBabe's best tweets

@iGreenBabe : I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.

@iGreenBabe: When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

@iGreenBabe: Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.