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Page of iNusku's best tweets

@iNusku : I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well.

@iNusku: Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.

@iNusku: I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.

@iNusku: I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.