@iamspacegirl: if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree
@iamspacegirl: uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth.
how do u like them apples Mouth Boy.
How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene
@iamspacegirl: Santa: its snowing Christmas is canceled Put everything in the garbage
Rudolph: what if I told you I had a very small red light
@iamspacegirl: which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this
@iamspacegirl: *brain waking up*
oh god please not again I can't keep existing in this reality
*brain 20 minutes later*
1000000 chameleons is a chamillion
@iamspacegirl: [answering door on halloween]
please stop giving the children hamsters
ME *hands full of hamsters*:
but it's Halloween
@iamspacegirl: Me: oh hi! Did you come over because I'm sad? How do you always know when I need you?
Cat: get me my damn jingle mouse.
Me: I love you too
@iamspacegirl: Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain.
Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too.
And maybe the
me: dude, that's my mom's cassero-