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@ianabramson : I just found out that they made an entire movie based on my favorite Will Smith song “Men in Black.”

@ianabramson: A candle with no wick, is just wax, but a wick with no wax, is just string.

What else... ummm... no, I guess that concludes my TED Talk.

@ianabramson: When you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear, it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.

@ianabramson: I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes.