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@icrushedmyhalo : Person: Raise your glasses! Me: Hahaha! *raises bottle*

@icrushedmyhalo: Raise the roof!
The roof is on fire!
Hit the club!
Bust those moves!
Burning the dance floor!

- RL partying sounds so violent

@icrushedmyhalo: For lent, I'm going to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... so hard!

@icrushedmyhalo: Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go.

Me: Do I have to?

Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol.

Me: *moonwalks to the car*

@icrushedmyhalo: Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.