@illuminatedwndr: AA MEETING
Chairman: Please, introduce yourself
Eminem: Hi! My name is..
E: My name is..
E: Hi! My name is..
@illuminatedwndr: I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore
@illuminatedwndr: hey people that post selfies on Instagram and caption it 'No Filter', go with a filter next time. serious
@illuminatedwndr: "Would you like to import all of your phonebook contacts to your Twitter account...?"
hahahaha yeah, that'll go well
@illuminatedwndr: I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit