@imskytrash: barista: name for the latte?
me: it's Zach with an "h"
*two minutes later*
barista: i've got a latte for Hach
@imskytrash: cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you
me: yeah he was not nice
@imskytrash: retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?
@imskytrash: [sitting on park bench]
homeless guy: I'm so alone
me: okay wow I'm right here