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Page of imskytrash's best tweets

@imskytrash : LOL: laughing out loud SMH: shaking my head LMAKNIWNFYSP: leave me alone kyle no i will not follow your SoundCloud page

@imskytrash: barista: name for the latte?
me: it's Zach with an "h"
*two minutes later*
barista: i've got a latte for Hach

@imskytrash: cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you

me: yeah he was not nice

@imskytrash: (to kid at lemonade stand) i ain't buying shit until i find you on yelp

@imskytrash: retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?

@imskytrash: [sitting on park bench]
homeless guy: I'm so alone
me: okay wow I'm right here