@imteddybless: us women should leave something 2 the imagination. for example it should always be unclear whether ur human or a mysterious glowing vapour
@imteddybless: my cousin's baby is due tomorrow & my grandma keeps checkin her phone for news. waitin for the baby 2 text her like "im here lol. from baby"
@imteddybless: when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one. i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard
@imteddybless: [cool person follows me]
me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here
me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?
@imteddybless: something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care
@imteddybless: haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho