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@infamousone96 : Boss: "You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!" Me: "You're not suppose to cheat on your wife." Boss: "Keep up the good work sir."

@infamousone96: "I'm single and ready to mingle"..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?

@infamousone96: You tell me to "walk a mile in your shoes" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind.