@jbillinson: Obama: Tell Joe why he can't booby trap the White H-
Biden: Now hold on a second, just know that no matter what you say I'm doing it anyways
@jbillinson: "Yes Mr. Trump, I took Joe's pocket knife away and we'll get you some new tires for that limo right away, but I can't make him say sorry"
@jbillinson: Biden: They don't really think I'd say this stuff, right?
Obama: Come on Joe, you've said worse
Biden: HE'S NOT MY PRESIDENT BARACK. YOU ARE
@jbillinson: Biden: "Guess who just upper-decked the toilet outside the Oval Office?"
Obama: "Dammit Joe, I have to live here for two more months"