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@jdbalani : Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before.

@jdbalani: I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.

@jdbalani: The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.