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@jeffreyvanclea1 : I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor

@jeffreyvanclea1: if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat

@jeffreyvanclea1: I just want 5 minutes alone with the person who thought it was a good idea to put little plastic stickers on every piece of fruit