@jimmy_sharpe: [lights focus on guy in interrogation room]
"Say it. SAY IT."
*points at sign saying "Worcestershire Sauce"*
@jimmy_sharpe: I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible.
@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.
@jimmy_sharpe: Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER.