@jjax44: I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like "New sandwich?"
@jjax44: A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe?
John Cougar Melon Camp
@jjax44: My car, spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of ppl, & my Korean friend screams"HIT THE BLAKES" & I'm like"I CANT BE THAT SELECTIVE"
@jjax44: It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back.
@jjax44: I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.