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Page of jp_mcdade's best tweets

@jp_mcdade : (Trying to scream over a construction worker's jackhammer) YOU GUYS MAKIN A BUILDING?

@jp_mcdade: Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports.

*meets someone who's really into politics*

Wow, I wish I was dead.