@junejuly12: Big shout-out to the guy in Costco buying a lifetime supply of what he thinks are the right size diapers.
@junejuly12: I hope that boomerang I threw in 2009 is happy out there somewhere, maybe in a relationship with little boomerangs that don’t listen either.
@junejuly12: My teen said my new shoes are dank, so now I need to google what that means and decide if I’m happy or mad.
@junejuly12: [last night]
*does dozens of squats to impress a cute guy at the gym*
*takes half an hour to get down a flight of stairs*
@junejuly12: He didn’t know that balancing your knife on the edge of the sink means you may make a second sandwich, so now we have some serious talking to do.
@junejuly12: 20s: he is smart, funny, and hot, he’s my soulmate.
30s: he loves kids and dogs, he’s my soulmate.
40s: we have the same third favourite colour, he’s my soulmate.