@junejuly12: I used a maternity leave to grow out my bangs.
And that is why she will always be my favourite child.
@junejuly12: Troubleshooting steps when your car won't start in the morning:
1. Call in sick
2. Go back to bed
@junejuly12: Top 5 forms of torture
5. Sleep deprivation
4. Dentist drills
3. Solitary confinement
2. Water boarding
@junejuly12: “Settle in, get comfy, hope your phone is fully charged and you have snacks”
Translated from “be with you shortly”
@junejuly12: Little known Chinese proverb - He who walks barefoot in a dog's backyard will be sorry
@junejuly12: When she says she needs more intimacy; she means your feelings, not your colonoscopy report.
@junejuly12: Maybe the caveman who discovered fire was wearing corduroys and running late for a meeting.