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@justinshanes : Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.

@justinshanes: WORK TIP: Respond to all your boss's emails with "Heyyyy you!"

@justinshanes: This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible.