@kcmoore51: Me: How was the party last night?
17: It was fun. The cops came.
17: Nah, it's cool. We got away.
Me: That's my girl.
@kcmoore51: Me: I made you a playlist...
Her: OMG! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC!
Me: It only has songs about food.
@kcmoore51: Just heard a lady in Target scream "WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST TO BUY THINGS" at her kids and now I kinda wish she'd have a talk with me also.
@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist.
- shuffle mode
@kcmoore51: [sanitation worker knocks at my door]
The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned.
@kcmoore51: I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue.
@kcmoore51: *puts arm around you*
You've been burned before but, you're safe with me. Let your gaurd down, girl.
*steals your pizza*