@kelownagoose: A grown mans' nemesis should not be a classmate of my 7 year old.
But here we are.
*knocks juice box out of her hand.
@kelownagoose: Fun game:
Select all of your Snapchat contacts and send them a text that says...
"Wow...Are you sure that was for me?"
@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
@kelownagoose: If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy.