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@kerouac741 : *drinks Grey Goose *adds bird fanatic to the resume

@kerouac741: Seductively calls you out on your bullshit.

Just kidding, I don't do anything seductively.

@kerouac741: Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder where you are
If you're not so very far
After work, let's hit the bar