@kevinrowe1: I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon.
@kevinrowe1: This kitten is just what my house needed.
Another female that doesn't listen to me.
@kevinrowe1: Take it from me. Your wife will not like it if you say, "My twitter girls would do that"
@kevinrowe1: I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
@kevinrowe1: Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline? And when did my wife start smoking?
@kevinrowe1: My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
@kevinrowe1: Doctor: Between 1 and 10, describe how much pain are you in?
Me: Is married a number?
That's how I get the good meds...