@kica333: The average person has sex 89 times a year. I’m apparently about to have a super busy 2 months
@kica333: Before you buy anything online ask yourself “Am I prepared to see a sales ad for that same item on every social media site I visit until the day I die?”
@kica333: *In the back of an ambulance
Me: Change the radio station
Paramedic: Please don’t speak. You need to save your energy
Me: Im not dying to a Nickelback song
@kica333: Apparently “A shit ton” is not the correct response when a girl scout asks how many boxes.