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@Kica333 : Million dollar idea: A Walmart, but with more than one register open

@kica333: The average person has sex 89 times a year. I’m apparently about to have a super busy 2 months

@kica333: In high school I was best known as “Hey what’s your friends name?”

@kica333: Before you buy anything online ask yourself “Am I prepared to see a sales ad for that same item on every social media site I visit until the day I die?”

@kica333: *In the back of an ambulance

Me: Change the radio station

Paramedic: Please don’t speak. You need to save your energy

Me: Im not dying to a Nickelback song

@kica333: Apparently “A shit ton” is not the correct response when a girl scout asks how many boxes.

@kica333: A large group of other people’s children is called a “Nope”.