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@kingushbal : If you cancel on a girl after shes applied makeup she will not stay at home, she'll even go out n walk her fish cos she’s not wasting makeup

@kingushbal: girls talk about makeup like it's a damn weapon, "what eyeshadow is that?" oh its the Mac 35XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor

@kingushbal: Tbh i wanna marry someone as funny as me. Imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school