@kwirkyKerri: I hate it when I forget my password and don't answer my secret questions right. It's like I don't even know me.
@kwirkyKerri: I darkened my hair and now people expect me to be smart too. It's exhausting. Send bleach.
@kwirkyKerri: Doc: You need to increase your protein intake.
Me: *buys the big bag of peanut butter cups*
@kwirkyKerri: I'm just going to cut out the middle man and start cashing my paychecks at the liquor store.
@kwirkyKerri: Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at.
@kwirkyKerri: I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day.
@kwirkyKerri: Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)