@ladybroseph: Many said I couldn't crossbreed peacocks and flamingos. Yet, I stand here today with my beloved flamingcocks as an inspiration to our youth.
@ladybroseph: *drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*
This is nice.
This is also pretty cool.
Oh okay this is my favorite.
@ladybroseph: "How often do you exercise?"
About 3 to 4 times a week.
@ladybroseph: Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about.
@ladybroseph: *A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink*
WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO.
@ladybroseph: Boy, are you a yellow sports car because I am embarrassed to be seen with you but I am very pleased with your performance.