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@lanyardigan : If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, "Chupacadabra!"

@lanyardigan: Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad

@lanyardigan: Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.