@lawblob: [the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime]
Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com
@lawblob: video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
@lawblob: pranking neighborhood teens by pulling my car into their driveway & putting a bow on it so they think their parents bought it for them
@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson
@lawblob: son let me tell you about the birds and the bees... I left a window opened and they flew in and now I'm scared to go in that room
@lawblob: Son, its time we had 'the talk.' [dad removes shirt, starts projector, chugs 4 beers] Ok! So Tower 1 steel beams could only have melted at-