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@lindseyallen : Stand way over there and let me tell you a funny fairytale. Once upon a time I ate all of your Halloween candy this morning.

@lindseyallen: Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing.