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@littleliterally : Thanks for the reply to my tweet from 2013, champ. I’ll be sure to take your advice.

@littleliterally: coworker:
[points at my flip flops]
You know it's going to rain today, right?!

me:
[looks up]
Oh thank god! We have a ceiling here at work!