@livlivme_do : me (buying wine): do you need to see my ID?
cashier: no, you're old enough, I can tell
me: okay, I don’t even want it anymore
@livlivme_do: If Rod Stewart ever cleared his throat, his career would be over.
@livlivme_do: The lord giveth, and the lord slappeth that shit right out of your hands.
@livlivme_do: Just finished writing a book for new parents called “You Just Made a Big Mistake.”