@lloydrang: Parents who say they love their children unconditionally have obviously never had a kid choose tuba as their band instrument.
@lloydrang: By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with.
@lloydrang: I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody.
@lloydrang: Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her
Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name?
Kid: "Sorry," I think