@llvvzz: Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@llvvzz: I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career.
@llvvzz: If your problem can be solved by:
Then you don't really have a problem.
@llvvzz: Top three perverts that see you when you're sleeping:
@llvvzz: Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter.
@llvvzz: What woman say right before they kill you:
I'm not mad.
Sure, stay friends with your ex.
@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@llvvzz: I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication.