@lovemydogduck: Doctor: Im sorry but your condition has become quite acute...
Me: I think your pretty acute yourself *winks*
@lovemydogduck: If I was Juliet I would of said something more like this: Romeo , Romeo! Wherefore art my pizza, Romeo!?
@lovemydogduck: Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered.
@lovemydogduck: Attention!! To Whomever has my voodoo doll... I could really use a back rub.
@lovemydogduck: I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets.
@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??
@lovemydogduck: Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car.
@lovemydogduck: During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded