@markydoodoo: *swirling Gatorade in a wine glass*
Ah yes, the sportings, I have perused that endeavor. The throwing, the goalings, I love it all.
@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.
@markydoodoo: DAVID BLAINE: *cracks open egg, butterfly flies out*
ME: cmon man
DB: *cracks open 2nd egg, 9 of clubs pops out*
ME: I'm so hungry, David
@markydoodoo: if you encounter a bear in the woods, make your self as big as possible. Talk about how much money you make and how hot your girlfriend is.
@markydoodoo: THERAPIST: what brings you in today?
ME: sharks lack the ability to hug.
THERAPIST: *starts to cry*
@markydoodoo: If you watch Titanic backwards, you are an idiot. That is not the way movies are meant to be watched.
@markydoodoo: *gets tax refund* *calls zoo*
Hello, how much to rent an otter for the day? Please say less than $47. Hello?
@markydoodoo: [House Hunters]
*sitting in a blind, in the wilderness, waiting for a house to come*
*chimney slowly appears on the horizon*