@markydoodoo: A dog walks into a bar. Then a bank. Then the dry cleaners. This is a dog world. Way to be productive, dog. Try to do the bar last next time
@markydoodoo: [Yelp review for Mario Bros Plumbing]
Ate my mushrooms, killed ALL my turtles, stole my coin collection. 1 star.
@markydoodoo: I like it when squirrels pop their dumb heads up in the middle of the street like "did I lock the tree?"
@markydoodoo: Me, an intellectual: A spam and banana sandwich would be called a spamananawich.
@markydoodoo: I'm 34 years old and I still don't know what to do when the barber shows me the back of my head with that little mirror.
@markydoodoo: [spelling bee]
Teacher: your word is forwards
Me: hey wait everyone else only had to spell one