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@mattwhitlockPM : dear apps that shut off my music when i open them: just how important do you think you are

@mattwhitlockPM: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.

@mattwhitlockPM: This girl tweeted "You might be ghetto if you bring outside food into the movies." ...No, you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for Skittles.