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@maxhaarhaus : Her: so tell me a fun fact Me: the plural of octopus is really octopodes! H: I mean about yourself... M: ...I know the plural of octopus

@maxhaarhaus: Interviewer: it says here your interests include connecting people

Me: correcting people, actually

I: no it's-

Me: i know what it says