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Page of megfraser's best tweets

@megfraser : Inspired by Baby Jesus, I'm hoping to get nailed this weekend.

@megfraser: HELLO automatic flushing toilet!! I appreciate the enthusiasm but I really wasn't finished

@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.