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@metafroth : How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures.

@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.