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@michaelajeffery : ME: Why does my stomach hurt? WebMD: Because of that Ouija board you messed with in the fourth grade, probably.

@michaelajeffery: Watched a guy buy several single bananas at various stages of ripeness (instead of a bunch). Realized I was in the presence of genius.