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@michaeldean0116 : If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......

@michaeldean0116: 'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch.

@michaeldean0116: A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as "stable". #manicmonday