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@mooses_mom_mar : Are you on Twitter? No. But if I ever join I'll send you a friend request. That's how you make people believe you aren't on Twitter.

@mooses_mom_mar: Interviewer: What skills can you bring to this company?

Me: I can kill a spider without screaming.

I: Your office will be next to mine.

@mooses_mom_mar: Wanted: Someone to do the Locomotion with me.

~No weirdos