@mugkip: "DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT"
doc: u got lou gherrigs disease
*cops barge in* ur under arrest
cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease
@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"
@mugkip: WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.