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@mynameshank : Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.

@mynameshank: My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.

@mynameshank: WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake.

@mynameshank: Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations.