@naazihah: The Very Hungry Caterpillar taught me that I can binge eat carbs and then take a two week nap and I'll become beautiful.
@naazihah: Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas.
@naazihah: Cop: *looks at license* Says here you need glasses.
Me: I have contacts.
Cop: I don't care who you know, you're not getting out of this one.