@nettie0918: That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents.
@nettie0918: Fastest way to occupy bored kids is to announce we are going to clean
Suddenly they all remember plans they've forgotten
@nettie0918: I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care.....
Ceiling fan: 6
@nettie0918: My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce.