@nigelgodwin: I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors.
@nigelgodwin: I bought myself one of those "off road vehicles" last week...
Paid $3000 for it, got it home and found out it was a Canoe!!!
@nigelgodwin: I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head
@nigelgodwin: My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
@nigelgodwin: My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them