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@occupied_stall : I only hug people so I can stick my hands in their pockets and search for snacks.

@occupied_stall: ‘This guy’s an idiot’
-people who don’t know me

‘This guy’s an idiot’
-people who know me

@occupied_stall: I practice with my nunchucks in the driveway to prevent intruders.

@occupied_stall: Awake in the streets,
Asleep in the sheets.

Did I do that right? I don’t get it.

@occupied_stall: I just saw a woman walk out of the pizza place with 8 large pizzas. Stay with me I'm gonna live stream my proposal..