@ohpeetie: Boyfriend planted watermelon seedlings in our garden. I just bought a watermelon to put beside his plant before he wakes up tomorrow.
@ohpeetie: Today on Facebook:
1) Jen feels betrayed but doesn't want to talk about it
2) Kim started a prayer circle
3) Lori posted 87 recipes
@ohpeetie: You think you understand people and then you see a car with eyelashes on the headlights.
@ohpeetie: It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now.
@ohpeetie: [ Boyfriend walks into the room ]
Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night.
@ohpeetie: [ during job interview ]
- "Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"
- "I give up, why?"
@ohpeetie: - "Did you know you can make a pizza crust out of cauliflower?"
- "I'm going to reactivate my Facebook so I can unfriend you there too"